"Mike is the funniest person I have ever met!"
Sometimes Mike does this thing called stand up. It is kinda like sitting down but just a tad different.
If you actually want intercourse here is Mike's hot line - 1-800-BUKAKEE. He is free everyday besides Tuesday when he teaches a kegel stretches course. It turns out being funny isn't the most lucrative business. So Mike uses the proceeds from these classes to fund his passion, making people laugh, and to pay for his regular anal bleaching appointments. He says much love and thanks a bunch.
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